Tonight's the night that we got the truck
  We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
  Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
  It's the late, late shift no one to fear
  And ride, ride how we ride
  We ride, lowride
    It's roundup time where the good whores meet
  Gonna drag one screaming off the street
    And ride, ride how we ride
    Got a black uniform and a silver badge
  Playin' cops for real/playin' cops for pay
    Let's ride, lowride
    Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
  Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants
  Don't move, child got a big black stick
  There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick
    And ride, ride how we ride
  Let's ride, lowride
    The left newspapers might whine a bit
  But the guys at the station they don't give a shit
  Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
  "No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"
    As we ride, ride, how we ride
  Let's ride, lowride